Your privacy is very important to us. A lot of people start off talking about how important privacy is to them, then they go on to describe ways that your information will be collected and your privacy slowly leeched away from you like the edibility of an old sandwich forgotten at the bottom of a child’s backpack (terrible analogy is terrible).
We’ll tell you why we need your information if we need to collect it, then go on to do those things with it and no other strange things. Unless the law tells us we have to do strange things–and we certainly hope they don’t. That would just be awkward.
We do not collect information to sell to third parties and aren’t likely to take up any such activity.
It is our hope that you will browse and use this website knowing that evil gnomes are not chipping away at the truthfulness of this policy because they aren’t. We got the gnome-away protection package.
Before or at the time of collecting personal information, we will identify the purposes for which information is being collected.
We will collect and use of personal information solely with the objective of fulfilling those purposes specified by us and for other compatible purposes, unless we obtain the consent of the individual concerned or as required by law.
We will only retain personal information as long as necessary for the fulfillment of those purposes.
We will collect personal information by lawful and fair means and, where appropriate, with the knowledge or consent of the individual concerned.
Personal data should be relevant to the purposes for which it is to be used, and, to the extent necessary for those purposes, should be accurate, complete, and up-to-date.
We will protect personal information by reasonable security safeguards against loss or theft, as well as unauthorized access, disclosure, copying, use or modification.
We will make readily available to customers information about our policies and practices relating to the management of personal information. You’re looking at it right now!